Sex and the City

Miranda Hobbes Quotes (Page 11)

Miranda: Didn't you feel like punching him?
Carrie: No, it was too sad or something.
Miranda: I would've punched him
Charlotte: No, it is sad. How long has he been married, what, seven months?
Samantha: Um, the seven month itch.
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Charlotte: Trey, and I really love each other. In fact, I'm meeting his mother this week, and if all goes well...
Miranda: If all goes well, what?
Charlotte: Trey, is this close to proposing, I can feel it.
Carrie: Oh, my God!
Miranda: You just met. I've had pair of pantyhose longer.
Charlotte: Miranda, it's not logical, this is love. It's not logical, it's right, in my heart, I feel it's right.
Miranda: Okay, whatever!
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Miranda: You can't live here.
Steve: It's not that bad.
Miranda: It's not that bad? It's the doorway to hell.
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Carrie: There should be some sort of city funded break-up housing, for those who find themselves in need.
Miranda: Really?
Carrie: Like a big orphanage, filled with white beds, where old boyfriends could think about what they did wrong, and cry themselves to sleep, in a clean safe environment.
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Carrie: You think, maybe, you don't want him to move away?
Miranda: No, it's not that simple. My head tells me its time for him to leave, but, the idea of him moving to a basement apartment on the corner of depressing, and west s**t street, really breaks my heart.
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Samantha: I'm dating a guy with the nastiest tasting spunk.
(the girls glare at each other and Charlotte gets up and leave)
Miranda: And she's never coming back.
Samantha: Well, I'm sorry, who else can I talk to about this?
Carrie: Might I suggest no one.
Samantha: You are my girlfriends, help me? Have you ever had this problem?
Miranda: Not really, but I have to admit, that it's never been a trip to Baskin Robbins.
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Miranda: It has a lot to do with nutrition. I once dated a smoker and it affected how his tasted.
Carrie: They should put that on the pack, if they want to cut back sales.
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Miranda: You know, if the whole cum situation were reversed, do you think men would get anywhere near the stuff?
Samantha: Maybe, if it tasted like beer.
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(she is listening to Big's phone message at Carrie's)
Miranda: Carrie, we can analyse this for years and never know the answer. I mean, they still don't know who killed Kennedy.
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Steve: Oh, come on, I want a baby, it would be fun
Miranda : It's not like owning a foosball table, Steve. You have any idea how much work a baby is?
Steve: Yea, yea I know, but, I could hang out with him during the day, you know watching Sesame Street with him, while your at work, then I'd go work in the bar.
Miranda: And, I will be up all night with the baby alone, and get no sleep, and then have to get up the next day , and stay awake to work the fourteen hours I need to make partner, so I can afford the apartment your watching all this Sesame Street in.
Steve: Let's hope the baby inherits my positive attitude.
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