Mitchell Pritchett Quotes
If we're found dressed like this, it won't look good for the gays.
He's managed to make a gay couple hate brunch.
Mitchell: Nobody kisses at a bowling alley!
Cam: I almost got a turkey!
Don't carry me out this time, I think it sends the wrong message to Lily.
I know I'm not the handiest guy, but I'm still a man and I want to be able to look out into my yard and say, 'There's a little bit of me in that princess castle.
Mitchell: Aren't you going to change into a working man's outfit?
Cameron: I don't think workmen really call them outfits.
Mitchell: Why did you dress her in jungle print?
Cam: Because I thought it would be cute!
Mitchell: She's going to think she's back in Vietnam!
Sweet Lady Gaga... that is good.
Cam: People always say I scream Hawaii.
Mitchell: Who says that?
Mitchell: What people?
Cam: ...You don't know them.
Cameron's moment went on for a really, really long time. Turns out I could've run to the party and made it back for the end of his moment.
Cameron: Did you hear that woman screaming my name?
Mitchell: That was Phil. He had a Red Bull.
Jay: What's up with the big sweater at a concert? Some sort of gay thing?
Mitchell: No, it's from this apres-ski party and... yes, it's some sort of gay thing.