Mitchell Pritchett Quotes
Usually when everything's normal, people don't respond in perfectly rehearsed unison.
Claire: We are having fun.
Mitchell: You are. I'm just doing what you're making me do.
"To our best friend." That's a little sarcastic. It's her birthday, eh.
Oh my God, stop. We're gancient!
Cam: Umm well I can raise the roof and do the cabbage patch.
Mitchell: And I can do the single lady hand thing.
Cam: Yeah but put your neck into it or you just look like the Queen waving.
Mitchell: There is a lot of pressure when one is a gay uncle.
Cam: Or guncle.
Mitchell: She's gonna wake up.
Cam: Oh please, she's got enough pills in her, she's gonna rattle like a maraca.
Cam: Let's get this woman into bed and in the morning out of the house as fast as we can. Honestly, I don't know how straight guys do it.
Mitchell: Probably without those hand gestures.
We're showing Lily that we trust her enough to have one nice thing.
Cam: I just can't believe I slipped into one of Gloria's dresses.
MItchell: Relax it's a maternity poncho.
Cam: Trust me, I have another plan.
Mitchell: Really? Because right now our daughter is walking around like a Vietnamese Annie Hall.
News Reporter: How does your spouse feel about you coaching?
Cam: Oh this one, he's my rock, he's my Connie Britton.
Mitchell: Your Connie Britton?
Cam: Mrs. Coach on Friday Night Lights.