Mitchell Pritchett Quotes
Claire: What party?
Mitchell: Aw the two saddest words in the English language.
Looks like someone has an issue with anger franagment!
Claire: Well hello! How is your first day back in the closet...business?
Mitchell: That makes no sense, I've never worked here before.
Claire: It's just a gay joke Mitchell. Don't over-think it.
Mitchell: Wow remember when you dropped me off at summer camp? You barely slowed down the car.
Jay: You never had a condition that made it difficult to breathe.
Mitchell: I was a closeted gay kid at sports camp. I spent the week in mid-faint.
Coming up with a lie like that in the moment? That girl is no clown, she's gonna be a lawyer.
Cam: I present to you the Asian for any occassion, the clown that will invert that frown, the dynamic duo of Fizbo and...
Mitchell: Are you not hearing that?
Cam: We're working on the name.
What have I said about sneaking up on me? I could've been shaving. This could've been a Sweeney Todd moment.
Usually when everything's normal, people don't respond in perfectly rehearsed unison.
Claire: We are having fun.
Mitchell: You are. I'm just doing what you're making me do.
"To our best friend." That's a little sarcastic. It's her birthday, eh.
Oh my God, stop. We're gancient!
Cam: Umm well I can raise the roof and do the cabbage patch.
Mitchell: And I can do the single lady hand thing.
Cam: Yeah but put your neck into it or you just look like the Queen waving.