Mitchell Pritchett Quotes (Page 4)
Season 3, Episode 12: "Egg Drop"
Mitchell: Claire is like the son my dad always wanted. He just wanted someone to throw a ball in the backyard, I did once but he did not attend.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 11: "Lifetime Supply"
Mitchell: I'm so glad I spoke to Alex because she agreed with every single thing that I was saying...which made me realize that I was acting like a 14-year-old girl.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 7: "Treehouse"
Cameron: How would she know I'm gay?
Mitchell: Maybe by the way you ordered a drink a doodle do.
• Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 6: "Go Bullfrogs!"
Claire: Alright ladies. Go home, roll up your hair and clap off the lights because this guy, who I just met, is gonna show me a good time.
Mitchell: If he was straight this would be just like high school.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Mitchell: I don't know about you but I've got about five minutes of fabulous left.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 5: "Hit and Run"
Mitchell [to Cam, Jay, Phil]: Fine I'll see you in jail! It's gonna be a big adjustment for two of you.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 4: "Door to Door"
Mitchell: For the record, I am not a neat freak. In fact in my first long term relationship I was the messy one, which is why she broke up with me...well...
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 3: "Phil on Wire"
Mitchell: Let's face it a well fed Cam is hardly a model of emotional stability; now deprive him of food and stage by stage it's a slow descent into madness.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mitchell [to Cam]: You know I'm gonna check the lease, but I'm pretty sure we're not allowed to have a meth lab.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 2: "When Good Kids Go Bad"
Mitchell: The attic? Why?
Luke: At least it's big. Grandpa said you used to live in a closet.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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