Mitchell Pritchett Quotes (Page 5)
Season 3, Episode 2: "When Good Kids Go Bad"
Mitchell: There are very few parenting issues where I come out on top. I'm distant, I work too much, my french braiding is sloppy. Finally something that's not my fault!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 1: "Dude Ranch"
Mitchell: I realized if I was gonna raise a boy, I was gonna have to butch up my life. I wanted to be able to teach all the things to my son that my dad taught... Claire.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mitchell: What's so great about destroying stuff?
Luke: It stuff into chunks of flying stuff!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cam: You hate her sparkly outfit, don't you?
Mitchell: No I told you it was fine, I just didn't like you wearing a matching one.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 23: "See You Next Fall"
Mitchell: This morning, Cam, fully dressed....
Jay: Thank god it's one of those stories.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 22: "Good Cop Bad Dog"
Cam: Thanks for staying home with me.
Mitchell: Well, you know, in sickness and in health, right?
Cam: You're still blinkin' sweetie.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 21: "Mother's Day"
Mitchell: OK, every once in a while you say that thing about the twig, and I need you to know, that bothers me.
• Rating: Unrated
Mitchell: You do love pink.
Cam: No, pink loves me.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Mitchell: It happens to be mother's day. Not martyr's day.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 20: "Someone to Watch Over Lily"
Gloria: Lily! When something awful happens, you're going to be mine!
Mitchell: It really is an "if" situation...
Gloria: All mine!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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