Mona Vanderwall Quotes
Season 2, Episode 24: "If These Dolls Could Talk"
Hanna: What's in the bag?
Mona: Shower gel. I need to scrub off ten layers of shame.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 23: "Eye of the Beholder"
Mona: Frankly, I'd like to take that cane and whack her like a pinata.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 22: "Father Knows Best"
Mona: Which one of you girls is best at hiding the truth from someone who's close to you?
Spencer, Hanna, and Emily: Her!
Aria: Wow, thanks guys.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mona: You know they say the punishment's supposed to fit the crime, but this community service gig is like the ninth circle of hell.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 21: "Breaking the Code"
Mona: If I could live through Alison DiLaurentis and her nonstop torture, I can handle some radioactive texting.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 19: "The Naked Truth"
Mona: Congratulations hon, you're back on the team! If I had a pom pom, i'd shake it.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Mona: Honey, you can't be a shark if you're toothless.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 16: "Let the Water Hold Me Down"
Mona (to Spencer): You're like smart-smart. I always thought you were just book-smart.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 10: "Touched by an 'A'-ngel"
Hanna: You are not starved! You just had a whole bowl of jellybeans.
Mona: They were complimentary.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Hanna: What do you think?
Mona: Hold on. Let me stop dry heaving first.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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