That b*tch can keep a secret. I respect that.

I missed my dolls.

So tell me, did they ever find what was left of Alison?

Congratulations hon, you're back on the team! If I had a pom pom, i'd shake it.

Hanna: What's in the bag?
Mona: Shower gel. I need to scrub off ten layers of shame.

Frankly, I'd like to take that cane and whack her like a pinata.

Mona: Which one of you girls is best at hiding the truth from someone who's close to you?
Spencer, Hanna, and Emily: Her!
Aria: Wow, thanks guys.

You know they say the punishment's supposed to fit the crime, but this community service gig is like the ninth circle of hell.

If I could live through Alison DiLaurentis and her nonstop torture, I can handle some radioactive texting.

Honey, you can't be a shark if you're toothless.

You're like smart-smart. I always thought you were just book-smart.

Hanna: You are not starved! You just had a whole bowl of jellybeans.
Mona: They were complimentary.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

You think the truth is this big shiny disco ball of purity then go ahead and try it. See what it gets you. Telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended up where I did. Take it from me you're always better off with a really good lie.

Alison

Hanna: Spencer say something. Why are we like radioactive?
Spencer: Bitch chipped us.