That b*tch can keep a secret. I respect that.

I missed my dolls.

So tell me, did they ever find what was left of Alison?

Congratulations hon, you're back on the team! If I had a pom pom, i'd shake it.

Hanna: What's in the bag?
Mona: Shower gel. I need to scrub off ten layers of shame.

Frankly, I'd like to take that cane and whack her like a pinata.

Mona: Which one of you girls is best at hiding the truth from someone who's close to you?
Spencer, Hanna, and Emily: Her!
Aria: Wow, thanks guys.

You know they say the punishment's supposed to fit the crime, but this community service gig is like the ninth circle of hell.

If I could live through Alison DiLaurentis and her nonstop torture, I can handle some radioactive texting.

Honey, you can't be a shark if you're toothless.

You're like smart-smart. I always thought you were just book-smart.

Hanna: You are not starved! You just had a whole bowl of jellybeans.
Mona: They were complimentary.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

You can't spiral Emily when you've already crashed!


Jason: Is there anything I can do?
Alison: You had the right idea a long time ago. Just get out. Leave right now.