Peter: (about his pizza) Finish?
Mozzie: Lactose.

Neal: You like scavenger hunts?
Mozzie: I've been known to uncover an Easter egg or two in my time.

Mozzie: A New Yorker that doesn't take the subway is a New Yorker you can't trust.
Neal: I don't take the subway.
Mozzie: Exactly.

Symbolically making you virtuous white.

(to Neal about Peter) Do u trust your FBI buddy?

Neal: Now I find the music box..
Mozzie: And steal it? Welcome back.

Neal: I found the ring, it's Peter.
Mozzie: I'm so sorry man.

I appreciate the irony here - we're looking into them and they're looking into you.

You lay down with dogs - you get up with fleas.

Neal: Washington's love letters?
Mozzie: Seriously, I don't know why you stole those in the first place.

Oddly Bi-polar - I'd rather have some oysters.

We got gun shot residue - looks like its been snowing back here.