I insist you never wear shoes or a proper necktie again. Just house slippers and the most humiliating tie there is - bolo.

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Hello, Smithers. Fancy seeing you in casual encounter park.

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Burns: How much for your entire collection?
Comic Book Guy: Um, the speed of light expressed in dollars.
Burns (to Smithers): Just give him Faraday's constant.

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Don't pester the rich. I don't hand out candy, you son of a grinch.

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Beware, rabbits. I spy with my transplanted eyes.

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I demand to see that capitalism castrating suffragette this instant.

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I appreciate the counsel Simpson, now please trap door yourself out.

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Lenny: No, mine was rubber mats in the decontamination showers, also water in the decontamination showers.
Burns: Never!

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