Mrs. Gold Quotes (Page 2)
Season 3, Episode 16: "Gotcha"
Ari: How the f**k could he have possibly gotten that?
Mrs. Ari: He is one of your oldest friends.
Ari: I love him, baby, but in college he couldn't close a screen door.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 15: "Manic Monday"
Ari: I came here today because I thought this was a session on how my wife could learn to communicate. How to answer a question without a question: basic Humanity 101. Which I thought, given your wall of f**king diplomas, you could easily fix. Or if you couldn't, you could give her a pill that could either fix it or make her a mute. But now to turn around and gang up on me! I have work to do! I have hundreds of clients to deal with. And just so we're clear; I don't care about any of them. They're all just a number: Like Wife number one and Therapist number seven. Good day!
[Ari walks out]
Mrs. Gold: You're really only our fifth
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 14: "Dog Day Afternoon"
Ari's Wife: Tomorrow's a new day, Ari. Remember, you always have a chance to get it back.
Ari: We're Jews, baby. No, we don't
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 12: "Sorry, Ari"
Ari: I had a nightmare.
Mrs. Gold: Was I with another man?
Ari: No, Vince was
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 4: "Guys and Doll"
[after the phone rings at 6 am]
Mrs. Gold: Who died?
Ari: No one yet
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 1: "Aquamom"
Mrs. Gold: You eat at The Palm four nights a week!
Ari: Do I ever order the lobster? No, I order the Gigi salad and I sign clients
• Rating: Unrated
Mrs. Gold: My father put that money aside for me incase something happened to us and its almost gone.
Ari: But we're still here! And I could have banged Heidi Klum when she was 23, but I took a pass. What the f**k is gonna make me leave now?
Mrs. Gold: You could die.
Ari: You'd like that wouldn't you?
Mrs. Gold: Not until I saw that the life insurance check didn't bounce
• Rating: Unrated
Ari: You pick up my suit from the tailor?
Mrs. Ari: I'm going to the f**king tailor, Ari. To pick up the new f**king $5,000 suit that I f**king paid for!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 11: "Exodus"
Ari: You know what? I haven't stopped thinking about you. Baby, you're my everything!
Mrs. Gold: Lloyd, what the hell is wrong with him?
Lloyd: He's in love, is all! Good night
• Rating: Unrated
Ari: Come on. Baby. This is our song. You are my life. Now I'm not going in that house until you dance with me, right now. Come on.
Mrs. Gold: Music's gone, Ari.
Ari: That's weird, but I can still feel it!
• Rating: Unrated
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