Favorite Nancy Botwin Quotes
Andy: Have you learned nothing from three years behind bars?
Nancy: Try again, fail better?
Pilar: Do you know why I've never had children?
Nancy: Because you'd eat them and children are super fattening?
Andy: You and I will never right. Just say we'll never.
Nancy: They all die Andy. I like you too much to want you to die.
Andy: Holy cow, you're right! They do all die. You're pussy's a death sentence. A penis fly trap. You're Dr. Kavagian.
Nancy: All right then!
Andy: Wait - Esteban's not dead.
Nancy: Not yet.
There's always cash when we sell drugs. That's why we sell drugs.
I'm the mother. I decide who gets clubbed. I do the clubbing.
Shane: Una navaja.
Nancy: Oh Shane, no more Spanish.
Babe, these are cops. I'm a drug dealer. You're a murderer. We can't all play on the same kick ball team.
Nancy: I'm all tapped out.
Drug Dealer: Then tap yourself in bitch.
Nancy: I cant believe that this is my life.
Co-Worker: It's okay just pray to Jesus and play the lotto.
You don't actually want what you can have. That's why you want me because you can't have me.
Silas: I thought the Newmans' are doing things differently.
Nancy: We are. We're making hash.
Silas: So much for normal.
Nancy: This is our normal.
Andy: What is the glue that holds your relationship together?
Nancy: I don't even need the choices on this one. I'm gonna say Elmer's.
