(to Cesar) Sorry about that, but I knew you were gonna shoot me first.

Nancy: What are you doing? Is that my mascara?
Andy: War paint. You're gonna need back up.
Nancy: You're not coming with me.

Nancy: I want to speak to Sean again.
Cesar: No, time to listen.

(to Doug) What the f**k are you doing here?

Andy: You and I will never right. Just say we'll never.
Nancy: They all die Andy. I like you too much to want you to die.
Andy: Holy cow, you're right! They do all die. You're pussy's a death sentence. A penis fly trap. You're Dr. Kavagian.
Nancy: All right then!
Andy: Wait - Esteban's not dead.
Nancy: Not yet.

You don't actually want what you can have. That's why you want me because you can't have me.

How did you know Shane's? Nevermind. Goodbye Seattle. It never even rained. What a rip-off.

Nancy: I'm all tapped out.
Drug Dealer: Then tap yourself in bitch.

Nancy: I cant believe that this is my life.
Co-Worker: It's okay just pray to Jesus and play the lotto.

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