I saw him kissing that barefoot surfer chick. Apparently, he likes the smell of BO.

I take it that role-playing is on your resumes.

What can I do that doesn't involve breaking a nail or a sweat?

Harry: How's it going?
Naomi: Sticky.

Ironically people don't want a wild party girl planning their party.

I am so sad and lonely being the only one that's loaded.

You know who needs to get shots? The heffer that impaled me!

There are a lot of other fish in the sea. Equally cute fish.

The player getting played.

My mind is saying jump his bones but my body's saying crash.

If you don't stop talking and put that thermometer in your mouth, I will find another place to stick it.

Okay, not a flashlight!

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I saw him kissing that barefoot surfer chick. Apparently, he likes the smell of BO.

Naomi

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