Oh my God, can I just tell you how nice it is not to have anything on my schedule for a change!

Surprise your boyfriend in Vegas? That sounds like a plan.

I want to bring my sad and pathetic friends with me.

Security, get rid of this bitch!

I wonder what I'm good at?

I feel nothing for you.

Do you actually think I would wear rayon?

Naomi: You don't know what I want.
Austin: But I know what you need.

I bet his daddy can get us a nice jug band.

I'm gonna put new meaning behind the phrase "political party".

Tastes the same no matter what you drink it out of, right?

I suddenly feel like myself again. The best version of myself.

90210 Quotes

It's not a mom and dad who are home eating bon bons. It's a couple who's f%$k!

Rob Estes

I am not the kind of girl who can wait until Christmas morning to unwrap her present.

Naomi