Oh my God, can I just tell you how nice it is not to have anything on my schedule for a change!

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• Added: November 15, 2011

Surprise your boyfriend in Vegas? That sounds like a plan.

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• Added: November 08, 2011

I want to bring my sad and pathetic friends with me.

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• Added: November 08, 2011

Security, get rid of this bitch!

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• Added: November 01, 2011

I wonder what I'm good at?

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• Added: October 18, 2011

I feel nothing for you.

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• Added: October 11, 2011

Do you actually think I would wear rayon?

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• Added: October 11, 2011

Naomi: You don't know what I want.
Austin: But I know what you need.

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• Added: October 11, 2011

I bet his daddy can get us a nice jug band.

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• Added: October 11, 2011

I'm gonna put new meaning behind the phrase "political party".

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• Added: October 11, 2011

Tastes the same no matter what you drink it out of, right?

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• Added: October 04, 2011

I suddenly feel like myself again. The best version of myself.

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• Added: October 04, 2011