Oh my God, can I just tell you how nice it is not to have anything on my schedule for a change!

Surprise your boyfriend in Vegas? That sounds like a plan.

I want to bring my sad and pathetic friends with me.

Security, get rid of this bitch!

I wonder what I'm good at?

I feel nothing for you.

Do you actually think I would wear rayon?

Naomi: You don't know what I want.
Austin: But I know what you need.

I bet his daddy can get us a nice jug band.

I'm gonna put new meaning behind the phrase "political party".

Tastes the same no matter what you drink it out of, right?

I suddenly feel like myself again. The best version of myself.

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Doctor [to Erin]: Are you currently in a relationship?
Naomi: Actually she's in two.

This coming from the bitch who does nothing but meddle in everyone's life. We all know it's why you lost Max.

Annie [to Naomi]
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