What do you taste like?! What is that...hay?

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• Added: October 04, 2011

You're gonna need a new look from the neck up. Judging from the lip brow perhaps a little grooming from the waist down?

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• Added: September 27, 2011

If you let me in your sorority, I'll buy your entire chapter.

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• Added: September 27, 2011

What happened to the good old days when you could buy yourself into high society?

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• Added: September 27, 2011

I am so sad and lonely being the only one that's loaded.

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• Added: September 20, 2011

I'm planning revenge on that bitch, Holly.

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• Added: September 20, 2011

I too get ornery.

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• Added: September 20, 2011

Naomi: You know what they say...go big or go home.
Sorority chick: Good idea.

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• Added: September 20, 2011

That is a $200 bottle of champagne not moonshine, you hick!

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• Added: September 13, 2011

This is a private party. No hillbillies allowed.

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• Added: September 13, 2011

No, bad memory.

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• Added: September 13, 2011

Max, I'm pregnant.

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• Added: May 16, 2011