Narrator Quotes (Page 10)
Season 1, Episode 2: "Top Banana"
Narrator: And so, Lindsay and Maeby separately went to the same restaurant to celebrate the jobs they hadn't actually performed, with money they hadn't actually earned.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Narrator: Michael realized that his father had even taken control of the banana stand, but he still had some unanswered questions, so he did a little detective work.
Michael: You burn down the storage unit?
T-Bone: Oh, most definitely.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 1: "Pilot"
Narrator: Then, mistaking a group of garishly dressed men for pirates, Tobias boarded a van full of homosexuals.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Narrator: Tobias recently lost his medical license for administering C.P.R. to a person who, as it turns out, was not having a heart attack.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Narrator: And Michael finds it difficult to get his father out of jail.
Michael: You love it here?
George Sr.: Oh, I'm having the time of my life. Hey, T-Bone.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
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