Juliet: Okay, it says here that you both slept with Serena and Vanessa, and that Vanessa also slept with Chuck, who slept with Blair.
Nate: All that's on Gossip Girl?
Juliet: Yeah. She made a flow chart actually, which I have to say is very helpful.

Dan: You guys haven't ...
Nate: No. I spent the night at her place, but I took a page from the ol' Humphrey playbook and we just talked and played Scrabble.

Nate: Juliet and I have this nice little evening planned after the mixer. Got some nice champagne, new Matteo sheets ... and I'm hoping some recently purchased lingerie.
Dan: That's for her, right?

Nate: She found something. Eva is ... at least she was ... Chuck, she's a prostitute.
Chuck: Nathaniel, I may be nice but I'm still me. You think I didn't already know this?
Nate: Oh, I ... Of course. Look, I'm sorry. Just be careful, okay? Knowing Blair, she's going to try and out this whole thing at the party later.

Chuck: Nate Archibald has his 'I hate to tell you this' face on.
Nate: Blair's been looking into Eva's past.
Chuck: Well we can't be too surprised about that, can we?

I covered for you, okay? I think Vanessa bought it but you know I'm a bad liar.

[to Chuck] Philanthropy? It's nice to see you ... nice.

Nate: Well, I tried respectable.
Juliet: You were hurt.

Dan: Last time we spoke you'd made it through all the Ts.
Nate: Let's just say V is for Vivid and leave it at that.

Dan: Who could have seen this coming?
Nate: Have you met Georgina?

Nate: Rufus is a good guy.
Serena: They all are. Until they're not anymore.

Last year, Georgina pretended to be this rich Canadian to get Poppy, but things got all messed up when she turned her back on Jesus.

Gossip Girl Quotes

Blair: I've never been Bette Davis before. I'm Audrey Hepburn! Not some plain baby Jane.
Chuck: We both know this is about NYU. Now it may take time, but one day you will hold that school in the palm [kiss] of your dainty hand.
Blair: I'm Audrey. I'm Audrey!

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

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