Nate Archibald Quotes (Page 10)
Season 4, Episode 8: "Juliet Doesn't Live Here Anymore"
Nate: Everyone your own age is mad at you so you're befriending the dean?
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Nate: Yo. Where have you been? You haven't been home in days.
Chuck: The New York Marathon was this weekend. Those women run 26.2 miles in under three hours so their warm-ups are key.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 7: "War at the Roses"
Serena: We've witnessed the Waldorf-Bass wars firsthand. We know you both. You have nuclear capability.
Nate: Sooner or later one of you is going to press the other's button and we're going to end up with nothing but cockroaches.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Blair: What is he doing here?
Chuck: What is she doing here?
Blair: And who brought the Avon Lady?
Nate: She's a court stenographer. And there's a notary on the way.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 5: "Goodbye, Columbia"
Nate: [to Dan] Yeah, yeah. I missed you too ... no hugs.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Nate: Thanks for coming with me man.
Dan: No problem. I shouldn't have told you about the cotton swab thing. That was insensitive.
• Rating: Unrated
Juliet: Okay, it says here that you both slept with Serena and Vanessa, and that Vanessa also slept with Chuck, who slept with Blair.
Nate: All that's on Gossip Girl?
Juliet: Yeah. She made a flow chart actually, which I have to say is very helpful.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dan: You guys haven't ...
Nate: No. I spent the night at her place, but I took a page from the ol' Humphrey playbook and we just talked and played Scrabble.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Nate: Juliet and I have this nice little evening planned after the mixer. Got some nice champagne, new Matteo sheets ... and I'm hoping some recently purchased lingerie.
Dan: That's for her, right?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 4: "Touch of Eva"
Nate: She found something. Eva is ... at least she was ... Chuck, she's a prostitute.
Chuck: Nathaniel, I may be nice but I'm still me. You think I didn't already know this?
Nate: Oh, I ... Of course. Look, I'm sorry. Just be careful, okay? Knowing Blair, she's going to try and out this whole thing at the party later.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Are we missing your favorite quote from "?" Submit it here and get points for adding quotes!
Total Quotes: 217
