Nathan: I can't believe that I'm wearing a skirt!
Tim: Yeah, I know, in public.

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Nathan: You know, my wish was more along the lines of Tivo, surround sound.
Haley: Well a car will get you off the bus before Keith fires you for being late. [kiss] And make sure the trunk's big enough to fit a body. Just in case.

Nathan: Are you writing a new song or planning on killing me?
Haley: Ehhh, Officially, I'm writing a new song. Unofficially, I'd watch your back... by the way I found a new car on the Internet... looks great.
Nathan: Define great?
Haley: Five hundred bucks great... which actually leaves thirty six bucks in the wish dish so we could probably spring for a full tank of gas.

Haley: Hi, nice to meet you.
Felix Taggaro: Girl, you are totally fine.
Haley: Dude I'm totally married.
Felix: Really? Who's the father?
Nathan: Little close aren't you?
Felix: Oh, guess it's you.

Nathan: Where are you going?
Haley: Well you know I said tonight was educational. Well, Honey, you're gonna love the homework.

Nathan: How was your shower?
Hayley: It was educational.
Nathan: Oh really, what'd you learn?
Haley: Nothing I don't already know... you're the one that I want.
Nathan: Yeah, me too.

Hayley: Alright. I'm off. All the important numbers are by the phone... police, fire, pimps.
Nathan: Thanks for worrying about us.
Haley: I'm not worried about you. Have your fun, just remember, you're married now.

Lucas: I think everybody...knows that Nathan and I got off to a pretty sketchy start. Nathan; mutual hatred sound about right?
Nathan: Worse.

Haley: Hi. I had the strangest dream; I dreamt we actually got married yesterday.
Nathan: That's weird... I had the same dream.

Nathan: So I'll say it again... I could love you forever.
Haley: Nathan, so could I.
Nathan: So, why cant forever start today?

Haley: Stop it.
Nathan: What?
Haley: You're embarrassing me.
Nathan: Why not?
Haley: Because we're in High School.
Nathan: So what, I'm emancipated.
Haley: Is this about sex, because I want to wait.
Nathan: No I can see you caved in on that one already.
Haley: Well maybe so ... Nathan, couples don't get married in high school. Its just, it's not normal.

One Tree Hill Quotes

I found my other half.

Julian

Jerry: Dude, were you really just plunging toilets?
Mouth: Yeah, we really gotta stop serving tamales at happy hour.
Jerry: You know how guys are, huh?
Mouth: It was the girls' bathroom.