Brooke: What are you doing?
Nathan: Oh, I was just, looking for band-aids.
Brooke: Well buddy, you found my birth control patches. Those fix a whole other problem. Next cabinet.

Nathan: you know, for most of my life I would have gone through this alone, then I met you and I finally found someone I could depend on when life got like this. So, I guess I called to see if that was still there.
Haley: Nathan, you can always call me. Always and forever... I wanna ask you something. the night of the masquerade party did we... Did you kiss me?
Nathan: Of course I did.
Haley: Oh no you didn't. That kiss wasn't half as good as this one... I love you for lying to me... thanks for calling.
Natahn: Haley.
Haley: Yeah.
Nathan: Stay with me tonight.
Haley: Oh, I was hoping you would say that.

Nathan: Your song is great, Haley. Chris played it for me. It's a long story, but it's really great. I just wanted you to know that.
Haley: Oh, okay.
Nathan: My mom left, for good, I think. Oh and apparently my dads the mayor now. So yeah, today had really sucked ass.
Haley: Oh, Nathan, I'm so sorry.

Nathan: I should've known you can't be honest.
Chris: I can be honest.
Nathan: No, you can't!
Chris: I kissed Haley... at the mascarade party.
Nathan: (hits him)
Chris: Ow, man I was trying to help you!
Nathan: What? (hits him again)
Chris: See that's why I'm never honest! And stop hitting me!
Nathan: Stop kissing my wife!
Chris: I will, when you start kissing her!
Nathan: (hits Chris again)

Nathan: Where you going?
Chris: Chris Keller's work here is done.

Nathan: You call this breaking even?! You just got me attacked by a munchkin and a transvestite.
Chris Keller: Whoa! You think Emmanuelle is a dude?
Nathan: E-MAN-uelle has an 'Adam's Apple!'
Chris: Oops.

Nathan: Dude we gotta jump!
Chris Keller: No way man, Chris Keller can't swim!

It's hard to get back into the ring, especially with the one who knocked you out in the first place.

Nathan

Nathan: Your game sucks. Fix it.
Lucas: Your marriage sucks. Fix it.

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