So you want me to tell you something about myself? I don't have anything to say. Even if I did, you'd be wrong to believe me. Trust is a lie. Nobody ever knows anyone.

Nathan

You know Miss. Ham, if more teachers dressed like sluts, attendance in this place would skyrocket.

Nathan

Chris: Why?.. Can't you trust her? I mean, isn't that what this is about? You love her.. you married her.. but can you trust her? 'Cause if you can, you got nothing to worry about right? Come on, man, I don't have a problem with you.
Nathan: You see, you do have a problem with me; a big problem! You could smile and act cool if you want to but the fact is, man: I used to destroy guys like you. Daily. It'd be a shame if something happened to this hand; you couldn't play that little guitar anymore huh? Just like it'd be a shame if you were taking advantage of Haley. Don't cry rock star.. ruin your make-up.

Chris Keller: Looking for your wife?
Nathan: You're funny. You're also done messing with Haley.
Chris: We're just rehearsing, man.
Nathan: No, you were rehearsing. That's over now.

Brooke: How do you do it?
Nathan: Do what?
Brooke: You gave up your family's money to be poor, Nate.
Nathan: You know what they say Brooke, money can't buy love.
Brooke: Maybe so, but my mom sure had a good run renting it for a while.

Nathan: I can't believe that I'm wearing a skirt!
Tim: Yeah, I know, in public.

Good evening Mr. or Mrs. Tree Hill resident. We are selling these delicious cookies to raise money for Lady Leprechauns, an organization that empowers us girls to be strong, beautiful women of tomorrow.

Nathan: You know, my wish was more along the lines of Tivo, surround sound.
Haley: Well a car will get you off the bus before Keith fires you for being late. [kiss] And make sure the trunk's big enough to fit a body. Just in case.

Nathan: Are you writing a new song or planning on killing me?
Haley: Ehhh, Officially, I'm writing a new song. Unofficially, I'd watch your back... by the way I found a new car on the Internet... looks great.
Nathan: Define great?
Haley: Five hundred bucks great... which actually leaves thirty six bucks in the wish dish so we could probably spring for a full tank of gas.

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