As for me, I'm done with being the nice guy who finishes last.

Silver: What are you doing?
Navid: Yea I'm being sexy. What does it look like?

You invited a drunk priest to a bachelor party?

Good thing you're in a doctor's office. You won't have far to go when I break your face.

Navid: It wasn't some stranger. It was you. You slept with Silver.
Liam: Wait..she told you?
Navid: No, you just did, you son of a bitch!

Guess I'm destined to raise a stranger's baby.

Sometimes you want something so bad you don't care about the consequences.

Caleb [to Annie]

You're stuck with a Persian Woody Allen.

Why is it so hard to be the strong, silent type?

You know what'll help with that? Some sloppy down and dirty rebound sex.

Silver: I want Navid.
Navid: Well if you want me, I'm standing right here.

We're out of toilet paper again. What do you guys do...throw that stuff out the window?

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I saw him kissing that barefoot surfer chick. Apparently, he likes the smell of BO.

Naomi

Join The Blaze! We may not be popular, but we've got heart.

Navid