Sometimes you want something so bad you don't care about the consequences.

Caleb [to Annie]

You're stuck with a Persian Woody Allen.

Why is it so hard to be the strong, silent type?

You know what'll help with that? Some sloppy down and dirty rebound sex.

Silver: I want Navid.
Navid: Well if you want me, I'm standing right here.

We're out of toilet paper again. What do you guys do...throw that stuff out the window?

Adrianna [reacting to Navid listening to country music]: Are you kidding me?
Navid: It's strangely soothing.

I refuse to be like HopAlong SadBoy back there.

My constitution cannot handle this level of country music.

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