Adrianna [reacting to Navid listening to country music]: Are you kidding me?
Navid: It's strangely soothing.

I refuse to be like HopAlong SadBoy back there.

My constitution cannot handle this level of country music.

Which one of you is pregnant?

I'm a dead man.

We're stuck in a mess.

I think Coco just puffed.

Cash in a shopping bag? I've seen this movie before. And it never ends well for the guy with the shopping bag.

Navid: You're running a car theft ring?
Amal: No, we're running a car theft ring.

You better back off before I blind you with that needle.

Hope you get a tattoo that says "grounded for life".

I can tell you from the bottom of my heart I DO NOT LOVE YOU. I love Silver.


It's not a mom and dad who are home eating bon bons. It's a couple who's f%$k!

Rob Estes

I am not the kind of girl who can wait until Christmas morning to unwrap her present.