It's like one big nerd orgy.

Navid [referring to Alex]: She's a bonafide genius.
Naomi: Not when it comes to fashion.

You've both been friends a really really long time. Hope you don't let some idiot like me ruin that.

Navid: I'm your boss now. If I tell you to do something, you do it.
Dixon: Snoop Dogg wants to shoot his video here next week. And your car is clean... boss.

Can't stop thinking of you. Get your sweet ass over here!

Navid: I just got a genius idea on how to redeem the family name.
Dixon: Change it?

I don't wanna talk about your man boobs anymore!

I can't stop thinking about you, Silver. Is what I'm feeling all in my head?

Adrianna: I didn't think you liked me.
Navid: I do. I love you.

Seeing you happy, that means everything to me.

Lila: Guess who.
Navid: Hilary Clinton.
Lila: Close.
Navid: Tila Tequila.
Lila: Closer.

Shouldn't you be sharing shopping tips with Lady GaGa about now?


It's not a mom and dad who are home eating bon bons. It's a couple who's f%$k!

Rob Estes

I am not the kind of girl who can wait until Christmas morning to unwrap her present.