Let's get wired.

Peter: Have you ever met a woman -
Neal: Brittney - Brittney Nicole - Seventh grade...what? I had a gap in my teeth.

Mozzie: Kate loves her classics.
Neal: X marks the spot.

I didn't steal it - I photo copied it.

Easy there tiger, don't you have to go home to Elizabeth?

I've never framed anyone - only been framed.

Honesty is a more challenging game.

You'd be surprised how often I am in the mood...

Neal: Oh ye of little faith..
Peter: You've been waiting to use that one.
Neal: Oh since lunch.

Sex games gone wrong? (Referring to the murder of Dmitri)

No Peter, menacing - you look like a person whose kid just struck out.

(Looking at the scantily-clad FBI agent) So where do you keep your gun?

White Collar Quotes

Burke: You look like a cartoon!
Caffrey: This is classic Rat Pack - this is Devore!
Burke: Oh, sorry, Dino.

Caffrey: How upset were the Canadians?
Peter: Oh, very... well, as upset as Canadians can get.