Nelson Muntz Quotes
Season 23, Episode 22: "Lisa Goes Gaga"
Nelson: Lisa, what you did is like my mother sticking ten bucks in her own g-string.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 22, Episode 18: "The Great Simpsina"
Nelson: God, if you don't bring my Lisa home safe, ants will burn tonight!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 22, Episode 15: "The Scorpion's Tale"
Nelson: Did you find any gold?
Bart: Even better, the prospectors left naughty French postcards.
Nelson: Bart, this is fool's porn, I'll take it off your hands.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 22, Episode 8: "The Fight Before Christmas"
Nelson: After NAFTA, a lot of these jobs went to the South Pole.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 22, Episode 7: "How Munched is That Birdie in the Window"
Nelson: My mom ran off with my birthday clown!
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 22, Episode 5: "Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life"
Bart: You punch really good
Nelson: You think?
Bart: Oh yeah and you always avoid the face around picture day. People really appreciate that.
Nelson: Hey, those memories are forever.
Bart: You really care man. A lot of bullies just phone it in. *cough* Kearney *cough*
• Rating: Unrated
Season 22, Episode 3: "MoneyBart"
Nelson: She can do the kind of math that has letters!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 22, Episode 2: "Loan-A-Lisa"
Nelson: You're L. Simpson jazzgirl!?!!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Nelson: Wow, my first job. Tonight, I'm having peanut butter AND jelly. No more PB or J for me.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 21, Episode 14: "Postcards from the Wedge"
Bart: Weird, I just made an entire lose its lunch.
Nelson: And?
Bart: I'm not feeling the rush.
Nelson: Tell me more.
Bart: Something's missing. Am I broken?
Nelson: Jump with me. Bart, at the end of the day, if your parents aren't p.o.'d you haven't really pranked. You have to take it up a notch.
Bart: Really?
Nelson: If no one's getting mad, are you really being bad? Think about it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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