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Yeah, I have that affect on people.

And now you know what I am.

Nick: So what's your favorite color?
Eddie: Red.
Nick: I feel so much closer to you now.

I'm not asking you as a cop, so don't expect me to behave like one.

Nick: What do you think killed him?
Wu: *sigh*

Hank: Love's a funny thing.
Nick: You must be laughing all the time.

Nick: Wait a minute, you're telling me that Santa Claus is...
Eddie: Well, think about it. I mean who else could live up there?

Nick: I'm going back out there, and I want you to come with me.
Eddie: How did I know you were gonna say that?
Nick: Munroe, if she is something like you I cannot risk someone else's life taking them out there.
Eddie: Apparently you're willing to risk mine.

Nick: A rabbit?
Eddie: I, uh, relapsed.
Nick: Maybe she is not the right girl for you.

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