Juliette: This is where we're staying?
Nick: No.
Juliette: Good, then why are we here?
Nick: Oh, this is where I stop to ask where we're staying.

Nick: That's weird.
Juliette: Glad you said it first.

Ah, that's just what I need an entrance to Hell.

I think the answer to that is yes.

Dinner? When have I ever forgotten dinner?

Yeah, I have that affect on people.

And now you know what I am.

Nick: So what's your favorite color?
Eddie: Red.
Nick: I feel so much closer to you now.

I'm not asking you as a cop, so don't expect me to behave like one.

Nick: What do you think killed him?
Wu: *sigh*

Hank: Love's a funny thing.
Nick: You must be laughing all the time.

Nick: Wait a minute, you're telling me that Santa Claus is...
Eddie: Well, think about it. I mean who else could live up there?

Grimm Quotes

Come on let's have a brew. And, by the way, you're paying for that window.

Eddy

Why can't you look at her ass like the rest of us?

Hank