New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXFavorite Nick Miller Quotes
Schmidt gave me his worst suit! He said if I could get it over my thighs, he didn't want it!
The eyeball fell off, that's how you know it's good!
Nick: Do you know any time-consuming, free activities in Griffith Park?
Schmidt: Gross! Suicide?
Nick: What the hell are you doing?
Coach: Making island beats.
Mr. Day: What's she like?
Nick: She's not quirky. She has no bangs.
Jess [whispering]: Sam's in there.
Nick [whispering]: Yeah, and Amelia's in there. High five for sluts!
Winston: Friends don't call friends pathetic.
Nick: But what do friends do when the other friend is taking a shower with a cat?
Sam: Ice it, 24 hours. Keep it elevated.
Nick: He even exits cool
I hate doors!
They threw in something called 'septic enzymes,' which I don't know what they are but you are definitely not supposed to get them in your eyes.
Jess: Drinking to be cool, Nick? That's not a real thing.
Nick: That's the only thing in the world I know to be true.
Guys, we've gone soft! With our antibiotics and our sports creams!
