Popular Nick Miller Quotes
I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.
I know this isn't gonna end well, but the middle part is gonna be awesome.
It smells like leather and Teddy Roosevelt and wistfulness.
Where are you guys? Could I have walked out to the mountains? When does a hill become a mountain? I'm so cold!
Skylar: Do you know how to make drinks?
Nick: Do I know how to make drinks?
Skylar: Yeah, like alcoholic drinks?
Nick: Yeah, I do that professionally.
Skylar: You could get me drunk professionally?
Nick: Schmidt...I need you to teach me to be a douchebag
Schmidt: Let's get started.
Winston: What is happening in the world?
Jess: Nick put on some pants or at least some really high socks.
Nick: Really high socks it is then!
Schmidt: Would you line up around the corner if the iPhone was called "the slippery germ brick"?
Nick: Yeah, I probably would actually.
Sandwiches and sex!? I want that!
Caroline is way hotter than that voice in my head who sounds like Tom Waits and tells me I look bad in hats.
I want to kill you...because I respect you. I think I understanding hunting!
Jess: You've always wanted a thing, so maybe this is your thing. The guy with no phone.
Nick: But who is that guy!?