Nick Miller Quotes
Nick: I'm very focused.
Schmidt: You're not even looking at me right now.
Nick: I though I saw something shiny.
On a plus side, I'm being very witty during this fight.
They're just boobs!
When I first grew boobs people started handing me stuff and I got messy, but then you gotta grow up.
Make up an excuse and get out of jury duty. Jess, please, I need you.
You son of a bitch, I love you!
Everything you just said makes me want to give you a wedgie in front of the others.
I found an ant farm filled with candy wrappers, is this essential?
Coach: I need you to get harder Nick. Can you get harder for me?
Coach: Do you need me to get hard with you?
Nick: I feel like you're not meaning to say what you're saying.
Coach: I'm talking about cleaning up.
Nick: I want to get rid of my stuff, but all my stuff is really good and I just can't get rid of it.
Coach: It's not and you have to.
Schmidt: Everything you own is trash.
Coach: You're basically a hoarder.
Nick: Not true. Everything has meaning. Everything is connected to something else.
If you died, I'd be lost!
I’m not putting on the kimono. It legitimizes you owning it.