Nick Miller Quotes
She is sleeping. By herself. Which is called napping.
Why lie? You know how many Millers have been or currently are in jail?
Schmidt: It's a bar mitzvah!
Nick: I am NOT watching a kid get circumcised.
Nick: I just want to make a good impression on Jess's sister.
Schmidt: Yeah, well, I want Julia Child not to be dead, but here we find ourselves.
Nick: Men don't talk to people they've dated, unless they want sex, or they're Winston.
Winston: I also want sex.
Oh, this is terrible--she's quoting Scripture, but using a ton of cuss words.
Just drive the car. I gotta tell my girlfriend that I don't love her so she doesn't leave me.
I'm pretty sure I'm having a heart attack, and I haven't arranged for anyone to clear my browser history. I wasn't building a bomb, I was just curious.
Nick: Do you know any time-consuming, free activities in Griffith Park?
Schmidt: Gross! Suicide?
Jess, you win! I'm gonna take you...respectfully!
Nick: I'm gonna have to turn off the tap!
Jess: What tap?
Nick: The sex tap!
Jess: But I need my vitamin D!
Jess: So Nick doesn't have a traditional career.
Nick: Or is it the MOST traditional career? Or am I thinking of prostitution?