Nick Miller Quotes
I don't know how you get a podcast, but you should look into it.
Mr. Day: What's she like?
Nick: She's not quirky. She has no bangs.
Sometimes I just sit in the stall and listen to you guys.
Schmidt: A tuxedo is different from a suit.
Nick: It is??!!
Nick: Schmidt, I have to ask you a favor. It's about my clothes.
Schmidt: Burn them! Burn them all!
I'm just trying to figure out the level of Elvis impersonator we can afford. I think a white one is out of reach.
Jess: I didn't really know your dad, except for that one hour when I committed fraud with him.
Nick: That's all there is to know.
Jess: This is where Nick Miller grew up.
Nick: Except for the fall of '88 and the spring of '89--that was our "van year."
Winston: I'm gonna be strong for you, man. You know, I really did love Walt.
Nick: He was my dad, Winston.
Winston: Yeah, but he loved me more than he loved you. He told me that.
Nick: Yeah, he told me that too, actually.
I feel like Russell Crowe in every movie he's ever done.
I know this isn't gonna end well, but the middle part is gonna be awesome.
Schmidt, that is melon-flavored liquer!That is 4-proof! That is safe to drink while you're pregnant!