Nico Reilly Quotes
Victory: I don't deserve to be pampered, I need to be horse whipped
Nico: That might cost extra
Wendy: I'll cover the tip
It's not high school, I can't just quit cheerleading because you don't like the captain
Kirby: I want to feel like I'm the one you choose
Nico: There's no way I can answer that. Kirby, we're together and it's really good... I love you
Kirby: I love you too..
Nico: I'm dating some guy who subconsciously wants to date his mother
Victory: Maybe not
Wendy: Or maybe so? How fast does he go for the breast?
Tina: Have you even discussed children?
Nico: Well I think it's a little premature for us to be talking about children
Tina: Maybe for him, he's got time. You don't. You gotta face the facts. Tick tock chicken, you're eggs aren't getting any fresher
Wendy: You call Joe again
Nico: Again? I am one call away from a restraining order.
Wendy: Again
Victory: Do we get to meet slash judge your evil twin?
Nico: She's not evil, she's nice.. there's just...
Wendy: If she's nice why are you looking for problems?
Wendy: What went down with mother Atwood?
Nico: I wouldn't call her that
Victory: What would you call her?
Nico: Sis?
Victory: What's that mean?
Nico: I dunno, it's weird. There is something. She and I are very... not so different. If we were both in a police lineup I could do time for her crime
Kirby: I'm feeling kind of dirty how about we take a shower
Nico: You know what there's still stuff on the table
Kirby: Yeah but the dishes can wait, I can't
Kirby: My mom is very casual
Nico: Are you saying I'm overdressed?
Kirby: Always..
[Kirby begins undressing her]
Nico [holding up dress]: What do you think of this?
Victory: That would impress her if she was a librarian at a women's prison. How did you even put this look together with my clothes?
Nico: I need your help, I'm trying to de-cougarize
Nico [holding up dress]: Hey honey do you have this in a ten?
Victory: Yeah but why are you planning on hiding Kirby under it? Try a four
Nico: No I don't want to wear anything tight, I haven't met a boyfriend's mother since I was dating Charles
