Louise: Are you sure you're not from the South? Because you take care of your friends like family.
Nolan: Well, my friends are my family.

David: You're a good friend, Nolan.
Nolan: For a guy who doesn't have many friends, I try not to take any for granted.

Nolan: When does anything ever go right for the host of a Hamptons party with you on the guest list?
Emily: I heard that.

Nolan: Well, I would say that a toast is in order.
Jack: To Emily and Kate?
Nolan: No, to my party surviving unscathed! It's a Hamptons freaking miracle!
Jack: Right. To the important stuff.

Jack, be a 'glass half full guy.'

Nolan: Ems, you're finally going to get your happy ending. I'm really going to miss you.
Emily: Oh, please. You're already hobnobbing with hot redheads.
Nolan: You know gentlemen prefer blondes.

[to Emily] Frankly, my dear, I'm so glad you give a damn.

Like they say, sanity's relative. Unless, of course, your relatives are insane.

Ah yes, the Hamptons. If you don't pretend to forgive everyone that you hate, you never get invited everywhere.

Ah, Judge Miller. Your reputation precedes you. I would say it's a pleasure but my mother taught me never to lie.

Thanks for coming...Mom. Apologies in advance. I don't think we'll be making it down for Thanksgiving.

Simone: I can't lose my job over this.
Nolan: Well, I'll get you a new one. Even if that means I have to start a magazine.

Revenge Quotes

Margaux: You're just like your father and mine. You do what you please and ask for forgiveness later. I need a man who doesn't make rash decisions.
Daniel: Really? Because you had that with Jack Porter and you needed more.

[to Aiden] Well, since you won't return my phone calls, I figured I'd use my Find a Former Friend app.

Nolan