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Padma: What can you tell me about a lawsuit brought against you in 2001?"
Nolan: Ever hear of them?
Padma: No.
Nolan: That's because they lost. End of story.

Now you can monitor Boris and Natasha's every move.

Why does this keep happening to me?

[on Ems] We co-habitate. She asked me to move out... She's my ... it's extremely complicated.

The IRS is all up in Nolcorp's grill. Luckily, Padma is the audit whisperer.

I once did a video interview with Katie Couric butt naked in my Jacuzzi.

Nolan: I don't think my employees have any respect for me.
Emily: Why would they, you're not wearing pants.

Don't you think it's a little bit dangerous to be catnapping out in the open, or are you actually baiting the White-Haired Man-ibal Lecter to come for you?

Great. Seance, anyone?

All that's missing are the flesh-eating zombies.

Nolan: How many guest rooms you have?
Emily: Why?
Nolan: Casa Nolan's in escrow.
Emily: You sold your house?
Nolan: Bad mojo. Look, Ems, if I'm going to be a wingman for the summer, I ...
Emily: No.
Nolan: Thanks for mulling that over.

[on Victoria] And risk getting her manicured talons dirty? Not her style.

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Revenge Quotes

[to Aiden] Hate is a lot like love. You can't force it. You can't fight it. You just have to embrace it when it comes along.


My father once wrote, always question where your loyalty lies. The people you trust will expect it, your greatest enemies will desire it and those you treasure the most will without fail, abuse it.

Emily Thorne
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