Nolan Ross Quotes (Page 4)
Season 2, Episode 11: "Sabotage"
Nolan: It's the ghost that gets you.
• Rating: 2.5 / 5.0
Nolan: Well it looks like fauxmance part deux is a runaway success. How's your other boyfriend handling it?
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 10: "Power"
Nolan: Well bros before hos only works if he's not still in love with the ho, bro.
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 8: "Lineage"
Nolan: There would be no company without David and I wasn't about to screw over his daughter after everything that she'd been through. If you don't get that then I don't think we have a future together.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 7: "Penance"
Nolan: This one time at revenge camp, I met this fellow revenger and guess where he's summering?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 5: "Forgiveness"
Nolan: I just became an uncle! Well, one of those non-uncle uncles, like Kracker or Fester.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Nolan: Jack's currently registering a six at the Freak-o-Meter. Me, I'm at a nine, which must put you at infinity times infinity.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 4: "Intuition"
Nolan: Only luddites use snail mail.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Nolan [on competitive Tetris]: I made a petition to make it a demonstration sport at the '92 Olympics. We lost.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Padma: What can you tell me about a lawsuit Zingster.com brought against you in 2001?"
Nolan: Ever hear of them?
Padma: No.
Nolan: That's because they lost. End of story.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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