Olive Snook Quotes (Page 5)
Season 1, Episode 3: "The Fun in Funeral"
Salesman: It's homeopathic.
Olive: Meaning it only relates to gay people?
• Rating: 2.7 / 5.0
Emerson: That was the truth bus.
Olive: That wasn't the truth buss. That was the bitchy, cross town express.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 2: "Dummy"
Ned: Can you help us get out of these body bags?
Olive: Sure.
• Rating: Unrated
Emerson: Rhubarb.
Olive: What's that mean?
Emerson: PI secret code for 'get me a damn slice of rhubarb.'
Olive: This isn't Pies r Us, Pie City ... this is a bells on the door, pies-baking, mom and pop place. We chit chat here. Chit!
Emerson: Chat!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 1: "Pie-lette"
Olive: A dog needs to be touched. We all need to be touched.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Olive: (referring to Chuck) Doesn't she look like that dead girl?
Emerson: She looks exactly like that dead girl.
Olive: You should take that as a compliment, because she was pretty.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Emerson: Sounds like you're a narcoleptic.
Ned: I suffer from uncontrollable types of deep sleep?
Emerson: What's the other one?
Ned: "Acrophiliac".
Emerson: Words that sound alike get mixed up in my head.
Olive: Me, too. I used to think "masturbation" meant chewing your food. (awkward silence) I don't think that anymore
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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