Oscar Martinez Quotes (Page 13)
Season 3, Episode 1: "Gay Witch Hunt"
Oscar: Kids, sometimes it pays to be gay.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 20: "Drug Testing"
Oscar: So, Pam told me you do a great Stanley impression. I'd love to hear it.
Jim: Oh, um. "Why do you keep CCing me on things that have nothing to do with me?"
Stanley: Is that supposed to be me?
Jim: Oh, hey, Stanley. Uh, I was just doing an impression.
Stanley: I do not think that is funny.
Pam: He does everyone in the office.
Stanley: Hmph. [leaves]
Jim and Pam: "I do not think that is funny."
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 11: "Booze Cruise"
Oscar: Last year Michael's theme was 'bowl over the competition.' So guess where we went.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 4: "The Fire"
Dwight: Fire! This is not a drill!
Phyllis: You say that every week.
Dwight: Do you want to die?
Oscar: Relax.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 5: "Basketball"
Oscar: I can play if you need any help.
Michael: I will use your talents come baseball season, my friend. Or if we box.
• Rating: Unrated
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