Oscar Martinez Quotes (Page 3)
Season 7, Episode 15: "PDA"
Oscar: Go on. Kiss each other already.
Kevin: Suck it Oscar. This must kill you.
• Rating: Unrated
Michael: Holly and I are moving in together. Oscar this must be tough for you, watching this go down. You could not stand in the way of true love my friend.
Oscar: Are you kidding? I wasn't trying to break you guys up.
Kevin: Better luck next time pal!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 14: "The Search"
Ryan: I don't wanna be married until everyone can be married.
Oscar: You know what Ryan? I talked to the other gay guys, and we're okay with it. We all agreed it's fine for you to get married.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 13: "The Seminar"
Oscar: Sorry I yelled.
Pam: You could have just told us what you were thinking.
Oscar: There's no theater in that.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 11: "Classy Christmas"
Oscar: Robert seems great. He's very handsome, firm handshake, he's gay, good sense of humor.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 3: "Andy's Play"
Andy: It's like amateur hour.
Oscar: Well it was an amateur production, technically.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 1: "Nepotism"
Oscar: If there's nothing wrong with this Michael, why have you been keeping it a secret?
Michael: Because I wanted you to come to me and say "Wow, he is so great" and I was gonna say "Well it's in the genes." And I was actually gonna be wearing jeans...and I'd point to them.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 23: "Body Language"
Dwight: Speaking of rainbows, Oscar, you are, kind of a double minority. Gay. So, we at Sabre could really benefit from your perspective.
Oscar: Dwight. We know Kelly applied. We're not going to cross her. No matter how good the program is.
Dwight: I can protect you from Kelly.
Erin: [scoffs]
Dwight: Will you get out of here? Seriously!
• Rating: Unrated
Oscar: I don't see how we can possibly sell these for that little without losing money. Delivery alone will cost-
Michael: Okay, well sometimes, sometimes, it makes financial sense to lose money, right? Like for tax purposes?
Oscar: Actually, I ran the numbers on this, and in this case, it makes financial sense to gain ... money?
Michael: Why don't you run them again.
Jim: What if she's just flirting with you to get a better price.
Michael: If she is it's working.
• Rating: Unrated
Oscar: Michael is having a hard time with the gender part of Spanish. So, I told him to mark everything with the international symbol for gender and, um... [holds up sticky notes with male and female... genitalia drawn on them] I should have been more specific.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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