Oscar Martinez Quotes (Page 4)
Season 6, Episode 20: "Happy Hour"
Oscar: You know what we haven't done in a while? Happy hour... Upstairs, the warehouse, everybody just going out for a drink.
Darryl: Has that ever happened?... ever?
Oscar: Didn't we? I think we did.
Darryl: You want me to invite Matt?
Oscar: Yeah, the, uh the whole gang. Matt included.
Darryl: Look just be straight with me man. You can be gay with Matt just, be straight with me.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 18: "St. Patrick's Day"
Oscar: I have a question.
Michael: [whispering to Jo] Oscar, homosexual accountant.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 17: "The Delivery"
Michael: Should I bring a dictionary?
Oscar: The hospital will provide dictionaries. Bring a thesaurus.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 15: "Sabre"
Michael: I've got a big box, Yes, I do! I've got a big box, How 'bout you?
Erin: I've got a big box, Yes, I do! I've got a big box,How 'bout you?
Oscar: I think you don't know what you're saying.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 13: "Secret Santa"
Oscar: Is Matt around? I got his check.
Darryl: Uh, Matt is on a delivery. Just leave it here, I'll take it.
Oscar: Ah, I'll just... wait for him.
Darryl: Matt's a pretty good-looking dude, don't you think?
Oscar: I'll just leave it here with you.
• Rating: Unrated
Dwight: It is time to unveil the tree.
Oscar: Hey, Rockefeller Center!
Jim: Yeah.
Ryan: Uh, I have actually been to Rock Center, and this is nothing like that.
Jim: This is all we have.
Ryan: Ugh.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 11: "Shareholder Meeting"
Dwight: What kind of mileage does this baby get?
Erin: It's like what high school kids take to prom on TV shows.
Oscar: So typical of management to spend money on this. Ugh, what a bunch of boobs.
Michael: Hate to break it to you Oscar, but some of us like boobs.
Dwight: Calves. Calves all the way.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Oscar: I just want to take this stupid board of directors by their necks. This. Is. So. Simple!
Andy: Yeah. Well you should do that. Get in line.
Oscar: Oh what a great idea, and lose my job. No thank you.
Andy: Look. Do you want to be able to tell your grandkids you stood up for yourself, during America's biggest financial crisis?
Dwight: How is he going to have grandkids.
• Rating: Unrated
Oscar: The Dunder Mifflin stock symbol is DMI. Do you know what that stands for? Dummies, morons, and idiots. Because that's what you'd have to be to own it. And as one of those idiots, I believe the board owes me answers.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 10: "Murder"
Michael. Well, well, well, what is this contraption, I do declare?!
Oscar: It's my Blackberry, Michael. I'm trying to get updates on the company.
Michael: Who's Michael? I'm Caleb Crawdad, I do declare!
Ryan: You don't have to keep saying 'I do declare.' Every time you say something, it means you're declaring it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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