Pam Beesly Quotes (Page 5)
Season 6, Episode 21: "Secretary's Day"
Pam: That's weird, my breast pump's missing. [to Jim] Have you seen my breast pump?
Dwight: Okay, this is going to traumatize me a hell of a lot more than you believe me.
Pam: You know what Dwight? Let me just check the bathroom first, okay?
Dwight: Really? Fine. Let your breasts explode. Three squeezes, and I would drain you.
Pam: Mmmm.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Pam: Meredith!
Meredith: I just like the way it feels!
Pam: What are you doing!
Meredith: Relax.
Pam: Relax!?
Meredith: This is like the Cadillac of pumps.
Pam: Give it back to me now!
Meredith: I was just ... I was warming it up.
Pam: That's disgusting!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 20: "Happy Hour"
Jim: Do you wanna just make a run for it?
Pam: Maybe.
Kevin: [walks by, starts screaming into Pam's chest] Wahhhhhhhh! Wahhhhh! Mammyyyyy!
Jim: What is happening?
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Pam: Kevin!
Kevin: [hugs her] Ahhhhhhh!
Pam: Yay! How are you!
Kevin: Oh I missed you so much!
Pam Beesly: Aww!
Kevin: Yeahhhhhh! Wahhhhhh! Wahhhhhhhhhh! Wahhhhhhhhh!
[cut to interview]
Kevin: Well when a new mom hears a baby cry, her you-know-whats fill up with you-know-what? And then her shirt gets... you know ... That would be funny!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 17: "The Delivery"
Pam: Wanna count her fingers and toes again?
Jim: No. Let her rest. I'm sure there are still 12 of each.
• Rating: Unrated
Pam: Don't be mad.
Jim: Mad? How could I be mad? We're having a little girl.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Jim: I do not plan on helping unless it's a boy.
Pam: I cannot wait for that joke to be over.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 15: "Sabre"
Michael: Why do I need to explain everything?
Pam: Because we're usually not on the same page.
• Rating: Unrated
Pam: Maybe we can put the box back together.
Dwight: Impossible. He opened it like an ape.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 13: "Secret Santa"
Michael: Heeeeeere's Santa! Hey little girl, what would you like for Christmas? Ooh, you have been a very naughty girl, I see.
Pam: Michael, we already have a Santa, Phyllis.
Michael: What the hell is going on?
• Rating: Unrated
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