True Blood

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Everyone I love leaves, everything I touch dies, so forgive me if I don't share your faith in my lord.

Sookie! I'm actually fucking happy to see you!

How deep do you want to go?

Hold the f-ck up! Is this therapy?

Not even you believe that.

Eric; It's just a bar Pam Pam

I hate the beach. Fish piss and sand in your cooch.

Who the fuck is Mary Poppins, and can I please kill her?

Must all roads lead to fu-kin' Sookie?

Maybe later we can braid each others hair and talk about boys...fu-kin baby vamps.

Don't play games with me you little ginger bitch.

We procreate because we want to not because some di-khead dipped in afterbirth told us to.

Pam: Thanks for the suggestion but we prefer to do things the old fashioned way.
Elijah: Yeah you and Blockbuster Video.

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True Blood Quotes

God has the most beautiful tits I have ever seen.

Russell

I'm not a monster, I'm a buddhist!

Sarah

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes