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How deep do you want to go?

Hold the f-ck up! Is this therapy?

Not even you believe that.

Eric; It's just a bar Pam Pam

I hate the beach. Fish piss and sand in your cooch.

Who the fuck is Mary Poppins, and can I please kill her?

Must all roads lead to fu-kin' Sookie?

Maybe later we can braid each others hair and talk about boys...fu-kin baby vamps.

Don't play games with me you little ginger bitch.

We procreate because we want to not because some di-khead dipped in afterbirth told us to.

Pam: Thanks for the suggestion but we prefer to do things the old fashioned way.
Elijah: Yeah you and Blockbuster Video.

Well fu-k me he can count past five.

Just because we drank a bitch together does not make us Oprah and Gayle.

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True Blood Quotes

Eric Northman is nothing if he is not pure fucking sex on a throne.


It's like being kicked in the cooch by a wallaby isn't it?


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Good-behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol-whip-me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
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