Everyone I love leaves, everything I touch dies, so forgive me if I don't share your faith in my lord.

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• Added: June 22, 2014

Sookie! I'm actually fucking happy to see you!

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• Added: August 18, 2013

How deep do you want to go?

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• Added: July 28, 2013

Hold the f-ck up! Is this therapy?

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• Added: July 14, 2013

Not even you believe that.

Eric; It's just a bar Pam Pam

• Permalink: Eric; It's just a bar Pam Not even you believe that.
• Added: June 30, 2013

I hate the beach. Fish piss and sand in your cooch.

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• Added: June 17, 2013

Who the fuck is Mary Poppins, and can I please kill her?

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• Added: June 17, 2013

Must all roads lead to fu-kin' Sookie?

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• Added: August 26, 2012

Maybe later we can braid each others hair and talk about boys...fu-kin baby vamps.

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• Added: August 19, 2012

Don't play games with me you little ginger bitch.

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• Added: August 19, 2012

We procreate because we want to not because some di-khead dipped in afterbirth told us to.

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• Added: August 12, 2012

Pam: Thanks for the suggestion but we prefer to do things the old fashioned way.
Elijah: Yeah you and Blockbuster Video.

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• Added: August 12, 2012