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Everyone I love leaves, everything I touch dies, so forgive me if I don't share your faith in my lord.

Sookie! I'm actually fucking happy to see you!

How deep do you want to go?

Hold the f-ck up! Is this therapy?

Not even you believe that.

Eric; It's just a bar Pam Pam

I hate the beach. Fish piss and sand in your cooch.

Who the fuck is Mary Poppins, and can I please kill her?

Must all roads lead to fu-kin' Sookie?

Maybe later we can braid each others hair and talk about boys...fu-kin baby vamps.

Don't play games with me you little ginger bitch.

We procreate because we want to not because some di-khead dipped in afterbirth told us to.

Pam: Thanks for the suggestion but we prefer to do things the old fashioned way.
Elijah: Yeah you and Blockbuster Video.

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True Blood Quotes

Eric Northman is nothing if he is not pure fucking sex on a throne.

Ginger

Pull over...pleeeease.

Eric

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good-behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol-whip-me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed-country-rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes
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