Paris Geller Quotes (Page 6)
Season 1, Episode 4: "The Deer Hunters"
(Paris, Madeline, and Louise are walking behind Rory talking about her "D")
Paris: A "D," however, that would be cause for concern.
Louise: A cry for help.
Paris: A job application at McDonald's.
Louise: "Would you like fries with that?"
Paris: Hey, you know, not everybody can be smart. As my mother always says, "somebody has to answer the phones."
Madeline: Okay, I have no idea what you two are talking about.
Paris: No, but Rory does.
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Paris: (to Madeline about Rory) Loser.
Rory: (to Paris) And just what is wrong with you? You already have everything! You have the grades, the status--what the hell is wrong with you that you have this constant need to be the biggest jerk in the entire world?
Mr. Medina: Okay, let's go.
Rory: Huh? What's up? What's up, quippy? Why so silent?
Mr. Medina: Outside, now!
Rory: (to Tristin) And for the last time, THE NAME IS RORY!
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Season 1, Episode 2: "The Lorelais' First Day at Chilton"
Paris: (looking through Rory's file) Lorelai Gilmore.
Louise: Nice stripper name.
Paris: Formerly of Stars Hollow High School.
Louise: Where's that?
Paris: Drive west, make a left at the haystacks and follow the cows.
Louise: Ooh, a dixie chick.
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Paris: (to Rory) You'll never beat me. This school is my domain and the Franklin is my domain. And don't you ever forget that.
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Paris: Why are they letting all these extra people in? They just take up space and screw up the curve. We don't need any new kids here.
Louise: Too late.
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