Good luck Teresa. Love you.

Tea? It's like a hug in a cup.

Lisbon: Jane, I need you.
Jane: It's nice to be needed. Anything for you Lisbon.

You look beautiful, like a princess. An angry little princess. Someone stole your tiara.

I have no questions. You're an evil, sexually perverted sociopath with pathetic delusions of grandeur. The rest is just details.

Patrick: You don't like the way I drive, you despise it.
Teresa: You drive way too fast.
Patrick: I drive just fast enough. You hate not being the one in control and yet you're willing to overcome your irrational fears to cheer me up. That's a beautiful thing, Lisbon. Thank you, I'd love to drive.
Teresa: Never mind.

But I'm not po po - I am a po po consultant.

She does the detecting and I do the insulting.

Jane: You keep a hammer in your desk?
Lisbon: You only think you know everything about me.

Jane: Are we sleeping together?
Lisbon: Excuse me?

Bad news. You're under arrest you loony bitch.

When you tell me boring things, I set them free immediately. It saves on overcrowding.

The Mentalist Quotes

Cowards don't get to say goodbye when they want.

Cho

We make love with our hearts but first we lust with our eyes.

Erica