The Mentalist

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The mentalist

Good luck Teresa. Love you.

Tea? It's like a hug in a cup.

Lisbon: Jane, I need you.
Jane: It's nice to be needed. Anything for you Lisbon.

You look beautiful, like a princess. An angry little princess. Someone stole your tiara.

Patrick: You don't like the way I drive, you despise it.
Teresa: You drive way too fast.
Patrick: I drive just fast enough. You hate not being the one in control and yet you're willing to overcome your irrational fears to cheer me up. That's a beautiful thing, Lisbon. Thank you, I'd love to drive.
Teresa: Never mind.

She does the detecting and I do the insulting.

I have no questions. You're an evil, sexually perverted sociopath with pathetic delusions of grandeur. The rest is just details.

But I'm not po po - I am a po po consultant.

Jane: You keep a hammer in your desk?
Lisbon: You only think you know everything about me.

Jane: Are we sleeping together?
Lisbon: Excuse me?

Bad news. You're under arrest you loony bitch.

When you tell me boring things, I set them free immediately. It saves on overcrowding.

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The Mentalist Quotes

Who knows how a homicidal maniac thinks?

Jane

Jane: The point is there's a coded message here.
Cho: Or doodles.

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