Good luck Teresa. Love you.

Tea? It's like a hug in a cup.

Lisbon: Jane, I need you.
Jane: It's nice to be needed. Anything for you Lisbon.

You look beautiful, like a princess. An angry little princess. Someone stole your tiara.

This man's dead. I'm all but certain of it.

But I'm not po po - I am a po po consultant.

I have no questions. You're an evil, sexually perverted sociopath with pathetic delusions of grandeur. The rest is just details.

She does the detecting and I do the insulting.

Patrick: You don't like the way I drive, you despise it.
Teresa: You drive way too fast.
Patrick: I drive just fast enough. You hate not being the one in control and yet you're willing to overcome your irrational fears to cheer me up. That's a beautiful thing, Lisbon. Thank you, I'd love to drive.
Teresa: Never mind.

Jane: You keep a hammer in your desk?
Lisbon: You only think you know everything about me.

When you tell me boring things, I set them free immediately. It saves on overcrowding.

Lisbon: You killed her husband.
Jane: Well there you go. The ice is broken. We have something to talk about.

The Mentalist Quotes

Tiger tiger burning bright in the forest of the night.

Red John

As they say, you can take the girl out of Chicago but you can't take the Chicago out of the girl.

Jane