Favorite Patrick Jane Quotes
Good luck Teresa. Love you.
Tea? It's like a hug in a cup.
Lisbon: Jane, I need you.
Jane: It's nice to be needed. Anything for you Lisbon.
You look beautiful, like a princess. An angry little princess. Someone stole your tiara.
I have no questions. You're an evil, sexually perverted sociopath with pathetic delusions of grandeur. The rest is just details.
Patrick: You don't like the way I drive, you despise it.
Teresa: You drive way too fast.
Patrick: I drive just fast enough. You hate not being the one in control and yet you're willing to overcome your irrational fears to cheer me up. That's a beautiful thing, Lisbon. Thank you, I'd love to drive.
Teresa: Never mind.
But I'm not po po - I am a po po consultant.
She does the detecting and I do the insulting.
Jane: You keep a hammer in your desk?
Lisbon: You only think you know everything about me.
Jane: Are we sleeping together?
Lisbon: Excuse me?
Bad news. You're under arrest you loony bitch.
When you tell me boring things, I set them free immediately. It saves on overcrowding.