Jane: Just a trick.
Yon: I've tested others. You're the only one getting everything correct.
Jane: I didn't say it was an easy trick.

Erika: I always think of you as having a plan but never admitting it.
Jane: Funny, that's how I think of you.

Jane: You always have every angle covered.
Erick: Don't you?

I love Lisbon and I'm taking you to the real police and they're going to lock you up for the rest of your life.

Lisbon: This ice cream is only just okay.
Jane: Don't take it out on the ice cream.

As they say, you can take the girl out of Chicago but you can't take the Chicago out of the girl.

Teresa Lisbon: Why don't you go back to my place, jump into bed? I'll come and tuck you in when I'm done.
Patrick Jane: I'd rather be here with you.

Word of advice. He cheated on her, he's probably going to cheat on you and I know that probably seems very difficult to believe now but it's the way of the world, kid.

Vega: Curiously killed the cat.
Jane: It also cured Polio.

Every good plan needs a little bit of luck.

Lisbon: I told you.
Jane: Told me what?
Lisbon: You can't quit, you're having too much fun.

Let me tell you something about plans, Colonel. They get in the way of instincts.

The Mentalist Quotes

Lisbon: How are the kids?
Rigsby: Sticky mostly.

Jane: You look marginally rested.
Lisbon: I was hoping to actually get to REM sleep tonight.