Lisbon: We can't lie.
Jane: We do it all the time.

Would the world really miss him if something happened?

All of these men are very bad, they just don't happen to be Red John.

If I wanted to kill Benjamin Marx I would have done it the first time.

Lisbon: Every time we go to see one of these Red John suspects, I get edgy.
Jane: Really? Can't tell.
Lisbon: Really? Oh.

Jane: What do you hunt?
McAllister: Anything with a face. Game's game right?

I swear I could marry you off in a minute.

Grace: You ruined a girl's wedding.
Jane: Yes and I lack the putty to spackle those emotional wounds that's why I'm calling you.

You said your wife had a migraine last night which is the enabler's code for drunk.

Love is in the air, Lisbon.

Lisbon: Hey Jane. Care to offer your opinion?
Jane: These ducks love muffins.
Lisbon: Very helpful.

Grace: How's the boss?
Jane: Awake and cranky.

The Mentalist Quotes

As they say, you can take the girl out of Chicago but you can't take the Chicago out of the girl.

Jane

You see how much better things turn out when you're honest with me.

Teresa Lisbon