Lisbon: You were right about the phone traces. Red John hooked me like a fish.
Jane: Well, at least he threw you back.

He took Partridge's blood, put it on your face, made his mark.

We tell no one. I shouldn't have even told you.

Jane: You told Cho.
Rigsby: He can't be the only member of the team who doesn't know. Come on, that's not fair.

Jane: Well if he's Red John he's a very good actor.
Lisbon: He'd have to be, wouldn't he?

I'm trying to work here and you're staring at me like I have two heads.

Jane: It's a trick.
Lisbon: A trick how?
Jane: I don't know.

Lisbon: What if Red John really does have powers?
Jane: Please, and what if dolphins were actually aliens from another galaxy? That would be kind of cool.

Relax sister, we're not chumps. She's a cop and I'm in on the gag.

She was just a memory that made me smile...and Red John killed her.

No offense but you have no dishonesty in you.

Jane: If I tell you why I won't tell you you'll get mad at me.
Lisbon: I'm already mad at you.

The Mentalist Quotes

Lisbon: How are the kids?
Rigsby: Sticky mostly.

Jane: You look marginally rested.
Lisbon: I was hoping to actually get to REM sleep tonight.