Nice, solid, dependable. I can see why you dumped him.

Do you have any tea, because this could take a while.

I just had a thoughtless impulse or an inspired hunch. I'm not sure which yet. I'll let you know.

Lisbon: Are you kidding? Handcuffs?
Jane: The latest educational tool.

Lisbon: I did background checks on the drag queens, none of them stand out.
Jane: Ooh. Don't let them hear you say that.

Lisbon: 11 years in Catholic school and I never got sent to the Principal's office once.
Jane: Well that's because you're a boring goody two shoes.

Hamlet's not as pleased with himself as you are so dial that back a touch.

Drunk people aren't known for their impulse control.

It's the bad apples that have the real dirt.

Well it's no fun if you just give up.

Principal: Why would I lie?
Jane: Probably just bureaucratic instinct.

Cheap power suit, phone holster, blue tooth, large watch. Has petty tyrant written all over him.

The Mentalist Quotes

Lisbon: How are the kids?
Rigsby: Sticky mostly.

Jane: You look marginally rested.
Lisbon: I was hoping to actually get to REM sleep tonight.