The Mentalist

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Lovely to see you. Keep working that bum wing

This man's dead. I'm all but certain of it.

Bad news. You're under arrest you loony bitch.

Lisbon: I have a bad feeling about this.
Jane: Well you've been shot. You're bound to have a gloomy outlook.

Lisbon: You killed her husband.
Jane: Well there you go. The ice is broken. We have something to talk about.

Lisbon: Look, we have a serious problem.
Jane: Yeah, I was really looking forward to a muffin.

She's just praying. She's scared and so am I. If I could find somebody to pray to then I'd probably do the same.

Seriously, a man uses a bomb to rob a bank. This is baroque. Mysterious even.

Just me and my demons and their not going to hurt you.

You look beautiful, like a princess. An angry little princess. Someone stole your tiara.

Jane: If Director Bertram wanted a CBi presence to jump off a cliff would you and your CBI presence jump off that cliff?
Lisbon: If there was overtime, sure.

Hydrangeas don't lie. Well, if they talked they wouldn't lie.

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The Mentalist Quotes

As they say, you can take the girl out of Chicago but you can't take the Chicago out of the girl.

Jane

I love Lisbon and I'm taking you to the real police and they're going to lock you up for the rest of your life.

Jane