The Mentalist

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Hightower: If you don't point that shotgun away from me, I swear I will use it to beat you like a rented mule.
Jane: Spoken like a true lunatic killer.

Not that I'm judging. Seeking revenge on men that are responsible for killing someone you loved. It's a hobby I like to dabble in myself.

You've been LaRoched haven't you?

Jane: You're really committed to keeping your temper contained. What's up with that?
Hightower: You're really committed to testing my temper. What's up with that?

Hightower: There was no reason to treat her disrespectfully.
Jane: I was probing her. There's a certain amount of disrespect necessary. It's like getting frisked at the airport.

Jane: Maybe he died of happiness. Too much natural beauty, it's the Stendhal syndrome.
Sheriff Hughes: No. He was shot in the head.
Jane: Oh well. Nevermind.

Jodie: What is he doing? Could you please control your man?
Jane: Oh trust me, she's tried.

Jane: Did you know that Nevada is both the marriage and divorce capital of the nation?
Lisbon: They should put that on a license plate.

Lisbon: Sweetie, it's all right. We're with the CBI.
Jane: I know it sounds made up but we have a website and everything.

They're going to come in, you know. And then everything's going to get all shooty.

What are you, like five? A little patience here.

Jane: I'd like to pay this ticket, but under protest.
Zach: Nobody pays any other way.

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The Mentalist Quotes

Jane: The point is there's a coded message here.
Cho: Or doodles.

Krystal: Oh, you're trouble.
Jane: Harmless as a fly.

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