They're not mad at you. They just miss you.

Teresa Lisbon: I'm sorry. My family is messy.
Patrick Jane: Oh, no need. Messy people are good people.
Teresa Lisbon: I'm not messy.
Patrick Jane: You're messy on the inside.

Patrick Jane: Do you want me to?
Teresa Lisbon: I would very much like it if you came.

Patrick Jane: You know I could come with you if you wanted me to.
Teresa Lisbon: That wouldn't be any fun for you.
Patrick Jane: Fun's overrated.

Cho: S'mores are better in a microwave. It's true.
Jane: Well, I don't even know what to say to that.

When you have a big secret, it makes you feel important.

That is a good question but I am the one asking those right now.

Jane: You think you can keep a secret from me for that long?
Lisbon: I don't think I can, I know I can.
Jane: I admire your confidence.

Let me tell you something about plans, Colonel. They get in the way of instincts.

Lisbon: I told you.
Jane: Told me what?
Lisbon: You can't quit, you're having too much fun.

Every good plan needs a little bit of luck.

Vega: Curiously killed the cat.
Jane: It also cured Polio.

The Mentalist Quotes

As they say, you can take the girl out of Chicago but you can't take the Chicago out of the girl.


Open sesame.