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The-mentalist

Santa would smell like reindeer and chimneys. This man smells like cheap whiskey.

You had her at Little Lady.

If you truly want revenge you have to be hard. You have to be dishonest and devious and cold. You can't let people see what's really in your heart.

Lisbon: You look a little creaky.
Jane: Yeah, a cattle prod will do it to you.
Lisbon: Well, the doctor says there's no lasting effects.
Jane: Well that doctor should try it himself sometime.

Maybe you can just shove him in a corner before he starts to smell.

You're very well groomed for a crazy person.

Jane: I take this nap for freedom, Lisbon. For every little guy who has a dream.
Lisbon: Nap later. Now we fight crime.

Jane: Says our missing girl is an unstable nympho-maniacal stoner. Interesting.
Doctor: I didn't say that.
Jane: Yes you did. You practically screamed it.

I come bearing a practical and speedy solution for all of your crime solving problems.

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